Hi Mr. / Mrs. Talent Hunter,

My name is Pepe Borrás, and if you don’t feel like reading this, here’s my Skype (pepeborras), so you can give me a call instead.

Still reading? I like you. I don’t like people who don't respect the written word. There’s something intrinsically wrong with them.

Anyhow, I don’t think that you want to read all my stories right now. That would neither benefit me, nor my (potential) book publishers. I wouldn’t like to end up like John Kennedy Toole, who may rest in peace.

So let’s get straight to the point. I have a hopeless need to be challenged each and every day of my life; this need consumes me, so I need to feed it regularly. Therefore, if you think that you have food for this little monster inside of me, I would be grateful if you contacted me. However, there are several things about this beast you may consider before deciding that you’ve got some interesting food for it:

• It's very curious and active, and can't spend too much time still. Usually makes me feel the need to walk around.


• It always goes for the edge of what is possible. It's hard for it to deliver something that's just good enough.


• It might spend lots of time experimenting and exploring.


• It likes to make its ideas heard, to speak up and confront other people's thoughts.
  

But don’t worry. This isn’t like buying a gremlin. You could always feed it after midnight.

So, do you want to see what me and this creature have made together? Check it out here.